Yo. So here's how things work, humans...and despite everything...I have a feeling this is all going to completely backfire, even by my standards...but, anyway—
My name is Mar and my gender doesn't fucking matter, but either way, you will, through various means, figure out what gender I was born as, much as I hate that. I'm currently 21 years old, severely neurotic, bored as fuck and
...did I mention I have chronic depression? I'm going on six fucking years, people. I mean, really. But that's not what this is about. I'm lying, but let's just say I have a "lot" of time on my hands (puh), plenty of time to muse and wonder about a lot of shit that never gets done. Why am I swearing? Because I can.
...did I mention I have chronic depression? I'm going on six fucking years, people. I mean, really. But that's not what this is about. I'm lying, but let's just say I have a "lot" of time on my hands (puh), plenty of time to muse and wonder about a lot of shit that never gets done. Why am I swearing? Because I can.
Yeah, I'm in that sort of very ugly mindset.
Before you continue, know this: this is an extremely tedious blog and it's uncouth at best. You will also come to know I happen to sound what most humans call "arrogant", but I am so tired of that bullshit that I don't care. This is just how I am and I make it known when and why I think something is worth the ridicule I give it.
The Blaque Maggot normally covers general topics...my type of general topic. We're talking devious shit, here, because I'm a devious person. What do I mean by "devious"...? Honestly, I couldn't tell you; people view "devious" differently, so I'm not going to bother explaining. You'll find out as things progress. Why the name "Blaque Maggot"? Well, my favorite color is black, not to mention I have melanophilia on top of that. "Maggot" because I worm my way into such topics and am just plain nasty about it. Also. It sounds great, in my opinion.
The Sipping Pervert is where things get MA-rated, humans. Forget plain devious, we're talking downright perverse, now. As the Sipping Pervert, I cover topics no one usually talks about or wants to talk about, such as the taboo like pedophilic pairings and what the FUCKis with this rape joke bullshit that's become so popular within the past three years or so; maybe more. Why the name? "Sipping" because I normally always drink liquids, no matter what I'm talking about, really, and "Pervert" because I will be the first to tell you I damn well AM a pervert and damn proud of it.
The Blaque M.a.r.gin, or simply The Black Margin, normally covers saner topics and has perhaps the least amount of topics covered simply because of lack of interest in this sort of thing. Well, fine, it's because it's mostly about ME. Yeah. Big surprise, there. But this is a blog and blogs are normally about people's LIVES. And though my life is practically non-existent, this allows me to act like my life isof interest and...well, talk about it. Bleh. I bet right now 99% of the things I will talk about no one will bloody understand. And I am not just saying that. Furthermore, this will be the first time I will ever legitimately attempt to talk about MY LIFE. Yeah...What life? Name comes from the fact that there is actually a side of me that is reasonably to possibly "normal" (my standards) that just borders on the edge of figurative insanity.
All in all, I suppose the purpose of this blog as a whole is to simply...attempt to be my true self. All of the previous blogs I've had here, LiveJournal, Sheezy...I wasn't trying to be anyone, but I was trying to at least be interesting. Simply because even I bore myself. Can't blame me for trying...but...yeah.
But hell if I know what I'm talking about. I sure don't.
If you haven't read the "about me" page, I recommend you read it. Now.
If you have read it, I congratulate you for getting this far.
Either way, again...welcome to the Blaqueboxx Texts.
You've been warned~♥
